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| 20070823 - I think derek mt hate me cause i called him a dumbass in a text. Some people dont get my humor. | |
| 20070905 - Now i know how them colored folks felt when the dutch took over south africa. | |
| 20070905 - I'll show her-im taking my mom out of the mental home n have her stay w us 4 ten days. The dutch aint got nothin on martha lonsdale or any other crazy old eskimo bitch-thatll learn em! | |
| 20070905 - Dutch is such an ugly language. Add a high pitch n im about 2 shove a fucking wooden shoe up their ass n push it deeper w a god damn windmill! | |
| 20070906 - Kayaked this morning n Uterus hurt from ultra sound | |
| 20070906 - Had a fibroid removed last year n it mt b back. Did i mention i hate my roommate? | |
| 20070907 - What do you call a jewish dilemma? Bacon. Half price. | |
| 20070912 - Cant make it. 23 year old wearing me out. He so cute. Woke me up n said its our month anniversary n showed me baby pics. | |
| 20071003 - Today we watched The Ringer w a classroom of special ed kids | |
| 20071005 - I have ANOTHER dead rat! This time behind wood in closet n smelling up room! | |
| 20071005 - Smell just stopped. Apt Mgr n i think some other animal dug it out? Ahh...the animal kingdom | |
| 20071012 - At the dmv. No one shd have 2 deal w the dmv, the death of their father n a roomful o retards in the same week. And poor nick. I havent shaved my legs in weeks. | |
| 20071012 - THEN kris cloud leaves the windows down in my car n i spend morning scooping out buckets of water n hanging thomas guide, maps n climbing equipment to dry! | |
| 20071017 - Did i mention my computer crashed, car reeks, drunk peed in my bed (u didnt hear that from me!), that pops had hid credit cards include my name 4 emergency which i mt b responsible 4, ive had diarerhea 4 a week AND I sharted in a kindergarden class today? | |
| 20071024 - In the carpool lane. Just me n dads remains coming back from crematory. God i hope i get pulled over. | |
| 20071024 - He came in a box. Anybody have a nice vase i can "borrow" i can not possibly do another errand. | |
| 20071024 - Fwd:Hickory dickory dock a slut was sucking a cock her hair got tangled the bitch got strangled but at least the swallowed the shot | |
| 20071025 - My new "urn"? Do u love it? I love it. I got it at Ross! No really. Then I'll return it the next day. | |
| 20071030 - Lil windy today. Just pulled a big lebowski, Kayaked his ashes out 2 sea n breathed/snorted some in. | |
| 20071030 - Nick is amazing wheelchairing dad around the last month. I must suck a mean cock | |
| 20071031 - First i have 2 lysol passenger seat-moms diaper leaked. Long month! Arrggghh!! | |
| 20071107 - THEN mom in hospital n $514 cell phone bill form all this. Make it stop! |
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